Mulchgiving

Mulchgiving is a special event that takes place from Nov13-Nov25 where people and their loved ones celebrate the successful mulch harvest during the spring. Mulch giving includes activities that are but not constricted too: Eating dinner (usually made of loam, micro plastics and red paste), gardening and celebrating the next few years of mulch harvesting to come.

Person 1: Hey! are you coming to this years Mulchgiving? I heard the harvest this year was spectacular!!
Person2: Of course i am!! I even brought my special: Micro plastic soup!!!

by sassysquirm29 November 19, 2023

paraperaxis

noun, plural par·a·prax·es par-uh-prak-seez. Psychology. a slip of the tongue or pen, forgetfulness, misplacement of objects, or other error thought to reveal unconscious wishes or attitudes.Also known as parapraxis, these slips supposedly reveal secret thoughts and feelings that people hold. Typical examples include an individual calling their spouse by an ex's name, saying the wrong word, or even misinterpreting a written or spoken word.

ex:

person1: hey marcus
person2: bitch that's your exes name
person1: sorry i had a little paraperaxis

by sassysquirm29 May 16, 2023