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Horia. The yes man. The jack of all trades. But the master of none. With luscious long gypsy hair. You can find him climbing a rock. Or catching some waves. Horia's happy place is sleeping in the back of a VW camper. He's dependable and loyal. Will often bite off more than he can chew. His only known enemy is lactose.
Someone: "Errrrrrrrr why can I smell sewage"

Horia: "Sorry guys, I just ate some cheese"

Someone: "Where's Horia? He's been gone for AGES"

Horia: *Keeping the toilet seat warm*
by sandra118 November 23, 2021
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