Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
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by sampson420ex October 06, 2004
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Mississippi Mud Flap

"If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."
by Sampson420ex October 03, 2004
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qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.
"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."
by Sampson420ex October 04, 2004
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