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A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005
Get the Fist of Fury mug.The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.
Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
Get the Jester Feet mug.A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.
Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"
by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
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