samick downunder's definitions

Tongue Fu

An over zealous act of cunnilingus which leaves the victim's privates feeling as if she's just gone 5 rounds with jackie chan.

Sammy: Ugghhh I surrender
Nick (downunder): I knew you were no match for my tongue fu!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

She-Tox

A period of time when a married mans missus is away, during which time he cleanses his system of her wholesome influences. A welcome relapse into batchelorhood ways of drinking, wanking, and curry eating himself to death.

Friend: Alright Nick, wow you look like shit
Nick: Cheers pal, Samantha's been away and ive been on a strict two week "She Tox"

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005