salty man's definitions

cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

cabbage god

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 19, 2019

cooper

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

by salty man April 20, 2019

gay

me

i am gay

by salty man May 5, 2019

sexy

me

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 15, 2019

cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

motherfucker

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019