cat

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

motherfucker

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 19, 2019

aspen

a tree guy

aspen is a tree

by salty man June 19, 2019

aspen

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019

jett

a turtle

jett is a turtle

by salty man June 21, 2019

gay

me

i am gay

by salty man May 06, 2019

svnahah

svnahah is a funny human
sometimes she loses at card games, and is in a cult
she’s generally a very nice person

“hey svnahah can you hang out this weekend?”

“sorry, saturday i have a cult meeting and sunday i’m playing blackjack”

by salty man June 19, 2019