Definitions by sal the salami

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

Bed Shitters Ball by sal the salami February 22, 2021

eurotrash 

Immodest, highly mobile Europeans with VIP passes.

Man, I've been standing out here in line for an hour and the eurotrash just marched right into the club

eurotrash by sal the salami November 15, 2014

Dope on a Rope

People addicted to rock climbing or constantly talking about it.

That Dope on a Rope just finished climbing the face of Half Dome and won't stop talking about it.

Dope on a Rope by sal the salami April 30, 2013