Definitions by ryansleftnut

Kawazaki crumble

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble

Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then

Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble

Kawazaki crumble by ryansleftnut August 27, 2008

shqueep 

Wet bubbly fart usually followed by diohreah and is often uncomfortable

ryan: jord mate mostafa just shqueeped
jordan: dirty sod
ryan: not my fault he has no bowel controll

shqueep by Ryansleftnut April 29, 2008