2 definitions by rucky
1.) A total piece of shit.
2.) Is too short to go on any rides at the fair.
3.) Has crazy eyes.
4.) Directly related to the T-Rex.
2.) Is too short to go on any rides at the fair.
3.) Has crazy eyes.
4.) Directly related to the T-Rex.
1.) Hey Wayne is that a piece of Chort on your shoe?
2.) You need to be this tall to ride the ride but you're a Chort so forget it.
3.) Crazy eyes a.k.a. Chort eyes.
4.) You can tell a Chort is related to the dinosaur family by a few key characteristics. Short arms, sharp teeth and yellow eyes are the most common features to look for. But rare characteristics include being total ass kissers when someone is watching and sweating cocaine water on hot summer days. If you see cocaine dripping from a Chort be very careful. Assume that Chort is dangerous.
2.) You need to be this tall to ride the ride but you're a Chort so forget it.
3.) Crazy eyes a.k.a. Chort eyes.
4.) You can tell a Chort is related to the dinosaur family by a few key characteristics. Short arms, sharp teeth and yellow eyes are the most common features to look for. But rare characteristics include being total ass kissers when someone is watching and sweating cocaine water on hot summer days. If you see cocaine dripping from a Chort be very careful. Assume that Chort is dangerous.
by rucky January 19, 2014
1. dried faeces that is deposited in the crotch of one's pants - usually due to poor sanitary practice after defecation.
2. dust-bowl northern suburb of Perth, Western Australia
2. dust-bowl northern suburb of Perth, Western Australia
1. "God damn, what's the smell in the washing basket?"
"Bugga - I must have darched me daks"
2. "God damn mum, what's that smell coming out of the vents?"
"Just hold your breath while we're driving through Darch"
"Bugga - I must have darched me daks"
2. "God damn mum, what's that smell coming out of the vents?"
"Just hold your breath while we're driving through Darch"
by rucky January 16, 2009