10 definitions by roxannaroxanna

coatholder

Someone who instigates a fight between others and then "holds their coats".

Trump is a coatholder. "Hey, why don't you two fight? Here, I'll hold your coat."

by roxannaroxanna March 6, 2022

arkansas corner

A mismitered corner that has been beaten in to match.

"That mitered corner is a mess!" "That's an Arkansas corner. It has been beaten in with a hammer!"

by roxannaroxanna December 29, 2014

nailbender

A carpenter

A nailbender hammers nails into wood for a living.

by roxannaroxanna May 28, 2016

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by roxannaroxanna June 29, 2018

after art

The artwork displayed after a movie to entice people to stay and watch the credits.

The flash scenes after Robin Hood - after art!.

by roxannaroxanna June 14, 2010

riding bumpers

Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.

Riding bumpers is allowed when someone cuts you off in traffic!

by roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019

shake the dew off the lily

When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.

by roxannaroxanna November 27, 2013