boobloaf

When the breasts resemble a loaf of bread (i.e are not visible as two distinct breasts).

Often occurs due to ill-fitting clothing that constricts the breasts.

Common terminology within the "lolita" fashion.

Lolita A: "That girl is wearing a dress that is too small for her. Look at that ugly boobloaf! How unflattering!"
Lolita B: "People should learn to dress to suit their body type".