muscutt

an unfriendly or mean boner. when fully erect tends to knock things off of tables, poke at things, and point at others in a threatening way. muscutts are known to spit on faces and/or slap the soft body parts of lovely females. muscutts have been found in odd places like between couch cushions, in a bowl of cereal or stuffed into a shoe. if you encounter a muscutt, treat it with care and respect. compliment it and pet it. always pet it.
my muscutt is always in my hand, ready for battle.
by roaring mouth April 03, 2018
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