Nova Scotia Slide Bum

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
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Hard-On Factor

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.
She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
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give the brown note

Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.
He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.
by ring-tailed roarer January 31, 2010
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thermoskeptic

He: So Bob's not going to hear Al Gore speak this evening?
She: No, he thinks all the talk of global warming is crap - he's a thermoskeptic.
by ring-tailed roarer December 10, 2009
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Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
by ring-tailed roarer May 17, 2011
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Osama Bin Laden

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
by ring-tailed roarer May 04, 2011
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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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