Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
by ring-tailed roarer May 17, 2011
She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.
He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!
He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!
by ring-tailed roarer March 20, 2010
A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.
He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
by ring-tailed roarer June 04, 2011
With ironic, or not, reference to the rhetorical skills and intellectual abilities of Barrack Obama, a person who boasts about their ideas and accomplishments. Depending on the context, the term is used ironically to contrast the "oboomer" with Obama, or to suggest that Obama is himself an "oboomer."
Bob never stops yapping about the great things he has done, and and is going to do. He thinks he is soooo smart.
Yeah, he's a real oboomer.
Yeah, he's a real oboomer.
by ring-tailed roarer January 17, 2009
She: I'm going to edge my hedge this evening because my boyfriend and I are going away for the weekend ....
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...
by ring-tailed roarer August 13, 2010
He: Not all gay guys actually like it up the queensway, you know.
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
by ring-tailed roarer August 02, 2010