Blodgett

This word can be used as an adjective or an adverb or even a noun for whatever you need it to mean.
That guy was a real Blodgett!

Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.

We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.

I gave her the blodgett last night!
by ricky rocket September 25, 2010
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Fwayne Patch

When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand
Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye.
by ricky rocket April 14, 2005
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