naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions

"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"

by rian February 15, 2005

rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005