dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.

by reverend megaton August 11, 2011

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

by reverend megaton July 9, 2010

MDAOT

An acronym, meaning "My dick's all over that." Often said as an exclamation in response to a good idea, or when someone agrees to honor a request. Also has sexual meanings.

"Hey Johnny, let's grab some drinks tonight."
"MDAOT!"

"Can you cover my shift on Tuesday?"
"MDAOT, bro."

"Look at her."
"Hey man, MDAOT!"

by reverend megaton October 10, 2011