Definitions by relentless rigor

widowest 

noun: the most widow-ed person (as opposed to widower); a person widowed so many times no one even cares anymore whether it's a man or a woman -- they all just assume he/she is either cursed or a gold digger.

That one by the hearse is the widowest person I know.

widowest by relentless rigor July 16, 2009