Definitions by redtomatosauce

chimpolupa 

A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈

That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.

chimpolupa by redtomatosauce November 30, 2022

winemom 

A sassy little kitten with multiple ex husbands who only cares about wine, wine, and wine. Often times you will find this species in soccer mom form, usually with the accessory of a wine travel mug normally given as a forgiveness gift from their ex husband begging not to kill them and bury there bones behind their mother in laws fridge. Shows true passion in gossiping with other moms about hot 50 year old actors, teachers, and ex husbands who have been made into wine.

The winemom yelled at the children on the soccer team, swinging a glass full of wine in one hand with a face full of anger and splattered with the blood of her child’s soccer coach.

winemom by redtomatosauce November 16, 2022

duckieroden 

A duck who has a low yet sometimes screamingly high quack. Can change pitches like there’s no tomorrow.

Abby: “God I was gonna put that duck as an alto, but now I think they are a strait up soprano 1!”
Mia: “Such a duckieroden.”

duckieroden by redtomatosauce November 15, 2022