realitycheckplease's definitions

Single

(adj)
lacking motivation to consistently maintain the level of personal hygiene and/or considerate shaving habits generally considered appropriate in a committed relationship.

Spinster Aunt: I don't understand how you're not taken yet. You're so beautiful/handsome/talented/kind/(insert positive adjective here)!
Me: Being single is just less work...

by realitycheckplease September 22, 2011