2 definitions by real squeal

zerb

A guy who thinks he's hot shit, dresses flamboyantly and flirts with all the girls but to everyone else he is a metrosexual hipster and is on the. verge of homosexuality

"Dude that guy hitting on those girls is such a zerb."
"Yea I know he deffinetly tried sleep with me at the party last weekend"

by real squeal November 14, 2013

H-5

When a guy with the first letter in their name is H hooks up with 5 different girls within one night usually all the girls are slutty or heinous.

"H-5 did you hear about Harmon last night?"
"Yea, I cant believe he was that drunk to pull a H-5"

by real squeal November 14, 2013