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Pussy purse

Using ones vagina as a means of transporting items from one place to another.

Little Timmy; Hey mom, how do you plan on taking those gummy bears from the candy shop into the movies?
Mom: I'm simply going to sneak them in by tucking them away up in my pussy purse.
Son: I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth.

by reDICKulous Definitions June 29, 2015