Ariauna’s are the baddest in the game Brosephious. They are the smartest beings cuz duh, smexxy as heck, the biggest bad a*s there is. Probably short, specifically 5ft. Natural leaders lowkey cuz they rad asf. Lowkey wants a Wattpad love story because who tf wouldn’t? They probably are bisexual, and are attracted to any man (or masc. women) who gives them attention. They are stubborn (it’s giving Taurus) and just want to be appreciated. They don’t want some silly little 2 hour relationship, they want something meaningful, like a Burger. They are obsessed with Watermelon, Wdw, and Reading (aka the best thingy things in existence, sorry Sebastian Stan) If you ever find yourself an Ariauna, date that hoe cuz she a keeper (and did I mention she be a smexxy beast?)
“Yooo…do you see that smexxy, rad, hot daddy of a girl over there? Yeah, that’s definitely an Ariauna” - The 2nd smartest bitch in the land.
by ratdaddy_aria November 02, 2021