Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 03, 2016

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.
James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 06, 2017

In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 03, 2016

girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"
by rapunzabel September 10, 2016
