Definitions by rapunzabel

Theoryous 

Long and serious conversation regarding current conspiracies and your own theories.

Jenny asked daniel why he was wearing a tinfoil hat. Daniel told her about the government wanting to steal his ideas and why he knew it was true. Jenny and daniel were getting theoryous.

Theoryous by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Fart of deception 

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

Fart of deception by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Hoardiculture 

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

Hoardiculture by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

spearmint dick 

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

spearmint dick by rapunzabel September 15, 2016