random porson's definitions
when you swear but want to cover it up. very difficult to pronounce but ill sound it out
(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
it always starts with * and ends with !
there it is now have a conversation with your *@#$@#$&^%^$%#$#! and have fun using this *^#! to do things
(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
it always starts with * and ends with !
there it is now have a conversation with your *@#$@#$&^%^$%#$#! and have fun using this *^#! to do things
hey *$@!head you forgot to give me the money you owe me
why?
because i cant swear in front of teachers so in saying *&^%$#@!
why?
because i cant swear in front of teachers so in saying *&^%$#@!
by random porson October 24, 2019
Get the *&^%$#@!mug. a nonexistent hope that all will be fine in a matter of twenty-four hours, often resulting in depression, this hope will make things only worse for you and your girlfriend
by random porson September 25, 2019
Get the the next daymug. 
1234567890987654321234567890... super bored
by random porson September 23, 2019
Get the 1234567890987654321234567890mug. you are so bored that you had just typed the keyboard forwards and backwards and typed the alphabet
you are now thanos level of boredom, you are dead and have been for a while...SAD:(
you are now thanos level of boredom, you are dead and have been for a while...SAD:(
SAM:qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
BOB: GET BACK TO WORK
SAM: qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
SAM: WORK!!!!!
BOB: GET BACK TO WORK
SAM: qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
SAM: WORK!!!!!
by random porson June 20, 2019
Get the qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzmug. by random porson May 29, 2019
Get the scourge catmug. it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)
by random porson September 27, 2019
Get the how to take over the worldmug.