Definitions by random porson

*&^%$#@! 

when you swear but want to cover it up. very difficult to pronounce but ill sound it out
(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
it always starts with * and ends with !
there it is now have a conversation with your *@#$@#$&^%^$%#$#! and have fun using this *^#! to do things

hey *$@!head you forgot to give me the money you owe me

why?

because i cant swear in front of teachers so in saying *&^%$#@!

*&^%$#@! by random porson October 24, 2019

how to take over the world 

it is organized into four easy steps
1:TAKE IN A LOT OF MONEY
2:FIND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
3:MAKE AN ARMY
4:ATTACK!!!
all people will bow down to you if you follow the steps
btw if you have angry cats ,use them in the army cause they are so cute in little battle gear and they have deadly bites... :)

cat lord: mew meow meow(how to take over the world.).

cat army: MEOW!

how to take over the world by random porson September 27, 2019

the next day 

a nonexistent hope that all will be fine in a matter of twenty-four hours, often resulting in depression, this hope will make things only worse for you and your girlfriend

thiss'l all be cleared up in the next day ... "sobs"

the next day by random porson September 25, 2019

1234567890987654321234567890 

when youre bored but youre bored of looking up letters so you type numbers instead

1234567890987654321234567890... super bored

1234567890987654321234567890 by random porson September 23, 2019

qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

you are so bored that you had just typed the keyboard forwards and backwards and typed the alphabet
you are now thanos level of boredom, you are dead and have been for a while...SAD:(

SAM:qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

BOB: GET BACK TO WORK

SAM: qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

SAM: WORK!!!!!

qwertyuiopasghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfddsapoiuytrewqabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by random porson June 20, 2019

whiskerpelt 

my warrior cat name

hi im whiskerpelt

whiskerpelt by random porson June 5, 2019

scourge cat 

scourge cat is a rejected cat who is awful an has a deep grudge

scourge cat is a very mean cat

scourge cat by random porson May 29, 2019