ramat's definitions

moriah

a giant, apelike creature that lives in a dark, wet, nasty cave. loves collecting douche bags, used and full. only comes out when its safe to do so because he is so hidious looking people vomit from seeing his face. he loves seeing naked males with other nakes males getting it in the ass. also loves army men with big peters.

moriah is coming, cover your ass and hide!

by ramat September 12, 2008