#sponker

One who repeatedly undertakes charitable sporting events for their personal gratification.

"I am so tired of being hit up for money by that #sponker, why can't he just admit he likes to swim?"

by ragnar hairy breeches August 16, 2018

Sexual orienteering

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.

It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 01, 2018