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Definitions by queen of absolutely nothing

shoepidity 

Wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just so you look hot.
Buffy teetered to her car in her 5 inch heels while her friend thought that girl has some major shoepidity going on today.

hairglob 

The giant ball of hair that seems to accumulate in the shower.
There was a giant hairglob in the shower when I cleaned it today.

crankitude 

Acting cranky with a seriously major attitude.
Everyone at work had some serious crankitude today.