2 definitions by preschool poacher
morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
Did you see that?mary missed a grounder and took a vicious shot to the How'zitgoin,she's gonna need ice for that one
by preschool poacher February 3, 2021