pornhorn50's definitions

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

bonely

v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.

I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.

by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

todoy

n. to-do list for today's chores or tasks

My to-do list is so long it overwhelms me. My todoy list is much more manageable. I feel better only looking at the things that have to be done today.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010