My to-do list is so long it overwhelms me. My todoy list is much more manageable. I feel better only looking at the things that have to be done today.
by pornhorn50 January 19, 2010
1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum
The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...
by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010
n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl
v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally
v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally
by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010