Definitions by pornhorn50

vagitate 

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

vagitate by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

splatturd 

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

splatturd by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

soda jerk 

1) to jerk off in a soda can that just happens to be nearby

2) to jerk off with a full soda bottle inserted into the rectum

The old style coke bottle works best for a soda jerk. It fits good, is ribbed, doesn't need any lube, and the caffeine enema keeps you coming...

soda jerk by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010