pootie tang's definitions

any port in a storm

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.

1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.

by pootie tang November 25, 2003

Blish

Means horrifing, frightening, or scary.Used in black or hick talk.

That nigga blished the shit outta me.

by Pootie Tang March 5, 2005