one legged pirate

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
by poontang inc. March 22, 2003
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golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.
On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.
by poontang inc. March 22, 2003
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