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A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
Get the Conejo valleymug. A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
Get the Conejo valleymug. Also referred to as "The A Hill" is a hill that overlooks Agoura High school as well as the city of Agoura Hills, CA. On the top of the hill is a large, wood "A" that is randomly painted a different color every so often by Agoura High students that have WAY too much pride in their underfunded, drug infested school.
"What're you doing?"
"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."
"We're going to paint the Agoura A in our class colors!"
"Oh... Ok, have fun I guess" *whispers* "Losers..."
by plus-size albert December 20, 2020
Get the Agoura Amug. A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
Get the California Dadmug. (Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief".
They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.
They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.
They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.
They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.
They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.
Example:
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer
A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer
A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same
by plus-size albert December 24, 2020
Get the Sheriff's Deputymug. A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents
Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools
Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
Get the Conejo valleymug. by plus-size albert November 20, 2020
Get the Westlake Villagemug.