broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

wartpig

when you get confused, and you mean to say warthog, or a pig, and accidentally mix the two together

"she's such a wartpig... oops"

by pls love me December 28, 2018