Definitions by pints with the lads

Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

Soccer mom by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

Soccer mom by pints with the lads August 11, 2018