Definitions by pickle snuffalufagus

Dutch Sail

Much like a Dutch rudder except you grab your friend from behind while hes railing a chick and shake him violently, as to fuck the girl with his penis.

My buddy was too much of a bitch last night with this one chick so I had to dutch sail his ass into her harbor.

Dutch Sail by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Dutch Donkey Punch 

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.

So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.

Dutch Donkey Punch by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

dutch tugboat out to sea

This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).

After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.

dutch tugboat out to sea by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010