Definitions by phil-fre johnson

asslectic 

Ass backwards reverse

She was so asslectic that she couldn't find her ass from a whole in the ground.

asslectic by phil-fre johnson May 19, 2015

whizaholic 

Having to go to the bathroom often after the age of 50

I'm a whizaholic because I have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes

whizaholic by phil-fre johnson May 19, 2015