phantom gas chamber's definitions

turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.

Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!

by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009

Fart tag

the paper tags that are always strategically places by a stuffed animal's behind.

Hey look, the beanie baby has its name on its fart tag!

by phantom gas chamber December 21, 2009