turd curd

When someone farts so hard you can taste it (like chewing on curd)

When someone farts so hard it sounds like they turded in their pants.
Wife: Damn! Did you fart?
Husband: Yeah! it was a real turd curd!
by phantom gas chamber December 18, 2009
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Fart tag

the paper tags that are always strategically places by a stuffed animal's behind.
Hey look, the beanie baby has its name on its fart tag!
by phantom gas chamber December 21, 2009
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