petey wheatstraw's definitions

pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003

RAR

An acronym for raw anal rampage

I fucked your mom in the ass so hard. She loves the RAR.

by petey wheatstraw April 20, 2005