cuntmuffin

a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.

a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.

a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin
me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*
by penis popper 2.0 July 08, 2023
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