social botox

the act of pretending you care about a matter and putting on a permanent fake smile, usually related to hosting excessive parties that you do not enjoy.

Did you see Hannah at the party? She was having a horrible time; it was such social botox!

by peadiddy March 28, 2009

Flyarrhea

The act of a flock of birds flying over a group of spectators and choosing their marks.

Lenny: Dude! Look at that crowd over there! They're getting bombed by those pigeons.

David: Man! That's total flyarrhea.

by peadiddy March 28, 2009