1 definition by peachy keen

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an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.
I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?
by peachy keen February 22, 2005
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