pat k's definitions

bakula

The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.

Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.

by pat k July 28, 2006

the elevator

the ability to raise one's balls without the use of ones hands or any other device

it's a long way up, let's take the elevator

by pat k July 28, 2006