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As "totes" (meaning 'totally') has been heard for years coming out of the mouths of dumb air-head Valley-girl types, it has now devolved into meaning any dumb young girl, especially the hanger-on types, which involves a bit of pun fun as it refers back to another more classic meaning on "totes" as in: a bag; also a hanger-on, groupie, camp follower. Also, just about any empty-headed woman, as in "papa's got a brand new bag!" *ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding- <big horn stinger!>
That idiot kutcher was seen with two blond 16 year-old totes that giggled the entire time he was standing there.
by parasvati October 12, 2011
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