smokeups

A case of hiccups that occurs right when you light a cigarette. Involuntary hiccups happen right when you take a drag, every drag, making the smoke utterly unejoyable.

The smokeups infuriatingly go away as soon as you're done smoking.
Amy: "How you enjoying that smoke?"

Matt: "Impossible to get a full drag because I got the smokeups." takes drag, inhales *hiccup* "See? Drives me crazy!
by parallel_master September 23, 2017
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