Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 01, 2012
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Mochi America

A demon sent to kill us all
Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids
by Original Name July 18, 2021
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Hetalia Denmark

A literal puppy. The best Hetalia character. I’m not a simp, but if he wanted all of my life savings let’s just say I would not have my life savings.

Anyway. He has spiky hair, blue eyes, and is typically seen in a red and black outfit and boots. In fanon, he is often seen with freckles. (Whoever started the Denmark has freckles ily so much <33)

This man did reverse puberty in the Hetalia English dub. We don’t know why is voice actor left but he did. He’s Norway’s best friend. Norway might seemed annoyed by him, but as pointed out the two are almost always together. He has always said in Lets enjoy! Lets get excited! Cheers! that he considers Sweden to be one of his best friends, and misses the old times. He also has proudly said that he raised Iceland.

Anyway ily Mathias
Friend: You are a Hetalia Denmark simp.
Me: No I just enjoy his existence.
Friend: Ohhh ok
by Original Name July 18, 2021
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