Mike Awkburns

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 03, 2021

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the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 02, 2021

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