ooft mate's definitions

Steven stobierski

The literal definition of retarded

Friend 1: I got 5/45 for my maths paper
Friend 2: Are you a Steven Stobierski?

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

IB

Stands for the international baccalaureate. It is a deadly program design to turn the purest of kids to FORTNITE. This program teaches you how to bullshit and waste your time and force you to have no social life. The only reason you do this program is to have an excuse to look down on all the HSC kids.

Oh you're doing IB? Have fun with having shit teachers, no social life and not friends apart from your IB mates and still failing.

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

Fortnite

Fucking cancer

Friend 1: You want to play fortnite?
Friend 2: I would rather fucking kill myself

by ooft mate February 17, 2019

NICE IB

A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations

Friend 1: I failed my maths test

Friend 2: NICE IB MATE

by ooft mate February 19, 2019

Knox Grammar

Fucking gays who think they are better than Trinity grammar, nah mate

Knox grammar: exists*
Trinity: shabi mate ur dumb as fuck

by ooft mate February 17, 2019