olek0's definitions

counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Sub-object Override

A Sub-Object Override is a phenomenon where an object/sub-object has been overidden by either a null state, or a corrupted state. This usually occurs on death, or when an entity is derealized.

Bob: ...
Alexandra: Ah, good... I don't need to hear him babbling on about this... hyperoverride... object... quantum... thing!
John: Oh! You must be talking about Sub-Object Override!
Alexandra: Arghh!! Not you!!
John: Bob had his brain overidden into a null state, meaning he currently has no brain and is dead.

Alexandra: What...?
Kyle: And his face is indigo because Object Localization failed to occur, because he has no brain, meaning there is nothing to convert into an atom.
John: That's right!
Alexandra: I have a head-ache...

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

by olek0 July 15, 2022