old man withers's definitions

Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.

"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off

Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

knuckle Duster

A brass knuckle and knife combination weapon. The Knife is built into the brass knuckle and may or may not be extended during the use of the weapon.

"That vicious motherfucker has a Knuckle Duster in each pocket; some one is going to get fucked up"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

Croswell

A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.

"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell

by old man withers August 20, 2006

Duckle Nuster

1. A plan to strangle someone while having sex with them, perfectly timing the time you get off with the time that the person dies; ideally the last thing the victim sees before he or she dies is your face as you get off.

2. A backwards way of saying Knuckle Duster

"I really want to give Amanda a Duckle Nuster"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

by old man withers November 11, 2006