Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic

jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok

by oh hell November 18, 2019

year 7

a person either a) vertically challenged or b) runs around like a puppy on drugs getting excited because they saw their mum's friend's nephew's dog's favourite book in the library

john *cries because he gets given a merit*
guy 1 : wtf is john doing
guy 2 : idk I think he's having a year 7 moment

by oh hell November 18, 2019

prince andrew

posh guy who cant sweat... or keep himself away from 17 year olds

guy 1 : wow its hot out here am sweating buckets
guy 2 : ye fuckin wish I was prince andrew

by oh hell November 18, 2019

fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides

guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move

by oh hell November 18, 2019